![]() That kid is probably Joe Jackson’s son and that’s probably the meanest thing I’ve ever said about anyone. I won’t believe it until Maury announces it, Detective La Toya tells me it’s so and Brandon Howard proves that he’s really a Jackson by doing what the Jacksons do best: sue a bitch for ridiculous amounts of money.Īlthough, after watching Brandon Howard’s video, I do get slight shades of MJ…. If I add all that up and press equal, I get the answer: bullfuckingshit. DNA was scraped off of a nasty, disgusting, old, used retainer that may or may not have spent time in Michael Jackson’s mouth. Brandon Howard gave his DNA to an almost-stranger for whatever reason. Michael Jackson supposedly had bareback sex with a woman. To this day, I have never claimed to be Michael Jackson’s son nor do I have any intention of pursuing the family’s estate. Even though I agreed to this I never expected it to be used in this manner. ![]() This spring, I agreed to be a part of a documentary with FilmOn.TV and was asked to give a sample of my DNA. To my fans, family, and friends, despite recent allegations, I did not authorize the testing of my DNA to be compared to that of the late Michael Jackson nor did I contact TMZ regarding the publication of the story. Most people dont realize I knew about Omer 'Michael' Bhatti as Michaels son going back to 1999. «Sí, sabía que tenía otro hijo, sí», dijo Joe a TV One (a través de ABC News) en una entrevista de 2009. Omer 'Michael' Bhatti, Michael Jacksons Biological Son: 'The Lil King' HD1080i. Oh, Corey, once again proving the lies a total mess will tell for a few drink tickets and a carton of cigs.īut Brandon Howard apparently wants nothing to do with this scheme. Los rumores de un hijo amoroso secreto de Michael Jackson se exacerbaron aún más cuando el patriarca de la familia Jackson, Joe Jackson, aparentemente confirmó que Omer Bhatti era el hijo de Jackson. Corey told the reporters that Brandon is the spitting image of MJ. Sounds legit! To add another layer of sleazy, greasy shadiness to this giant pool of sleazy, greasy shadiness, sad fame whore Corey Feldman was at the press conference. Alki David got Michael Jackson’s DNA from one of MJ’s old retainers he bought at an auction. TMZ says that some dude named Alki David, who owns some site called, held the press conference today and he’s the one who ordered the DNA test. Miki Howard used to go by the nickname “ Billy” and Brandon Howard was born a year before “ Billie Jean” came out, so some hos think the song is about her. There’s also a 99.9% chance that you blankly stared at that last sentence before letting out a single “ oh.” You will hold a press conference tomorrow to announce this development.īrandon Howard’s mom is gospel singer Miki Howard and she was friendly with Michael Jackson and was managed by Joe Jackson. Another day, another Jackson family situation that’s as puzzling as Jermaine Jackson’s fringed edges.Ī bizarre press conference was held today to announce that DNA results show that there’s a 99.9% chance that 31-year-old pop singer type Brandon Howard was made from Michael Jackson’s sperm fish. ![]()
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